Tuesday, January 14, 2014

Sunken boat, and no treasure found.

Willis T has been most uncooperative lately.  On Monday,
he confiscated my laptop.  I caught him red-pawed accessing
kitty porn.  I was thoroughly disgusted.  He was placed on
house arrest for two days.  He then put up an even bigger fuss
when I had to wrestle the bed sheets out from under him so
I could wash them.  I was grossed out. He acted indignant.
While I worked all day on laundry, Donnie got himself wrapped up in a new
 adventure, helping to raise a sunken power boat, that was covered in a 1000
barnacles.  It was an all day affair.  Diving down, positioning barrels, filling them
with air from their regs and scuba tanks, all the while getting thoroughly cut up
 and beat up in the process.  Today he is covered in neosporin and no less
than five giant sized waterproof bandaids.  The boy was worn out when he
finally got home.  A hot shower, getting bandaged up, and a
belly full of crockpot chicken casserole, and he was nearly good as new.
In between multiple trips with laundry to and from the
boat, I caught the furry beast trying to slink off and skip
town from his house arrest.  I coaxed him out of the mangroves
with kitty treats, and through his hairy butt back down the hatch.
Dern cat.
Because Cap'n was worn out and wounded from yesterday,
coupled with the fact another cold front is due to press
down to the Keys tomorrow, we opted for our FIRST
relaxing day in the sun by the pool.  We enjoyed our
books, dips in the pool, lunch at the Hurricane,
followed by a nap at the pool.  It was a red letter day
in my book.  And tonight, I am a crispy critter :/
I simply couldn't resist.  He was too sexy for his shorts.
and shirt. and Town Car. and black fedora. with
a sparkly rhinestone band. and 27" waist.
and socks. and chicken legs. It was just too.
much. sexiness. for. one. LITTLE. old. man.
S. E. X. Y.
We were just filling up the Blue Hawg- in awe.
All 3/4's of a gallon to fill up.  Who am I kidding?
It's not the Blue Hawg. It's the Blue Piglet.

Cap'n decided today was the day I get a lesson on
driving the Blue Piglet.  In the school parking lot.
Just like we taught the kids to drive- in the school
parking lot.  Let's just say I'm not quite ready for
Hwy 1.  I'm going to pedal, pedal, pedaling my clown
bike tomorrow to get groceries, thank you very much.
After our lesson and jaunt about town, we went to the
gym for a workout.  The pic is blurry because I am
just that speedy quick on the chip up machine, lol.
Tomorrow Cap'n is going fishing with Kenny if the weather holds out, and I am tackling the grocery chore.  We have our first boat guests coming in this next week, and it's time to fill the larder :)  Now, it's time for me to get my dirty, sweaty, nasty self in the shower.  G'nite, y'all!

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