Sadly the boys came back empty handed...Willis was eager to see their catch...there was none :( Looks like it'll be Taco Tuesday for dinner tonite! |
Matt wore Donnie out, dragging him behind the dinghy in only 68 degree water...the man headed straight for the hot tub. |
While dad was at the hot tub...Willis was planning his great escape. Here he's like, "Mom, why do ya keep looking at me? I'm not doing anything!" (yet) |
Willis is only 'pretending' to be relaxing in the fresh air... |
Within minutes, he popped up and was looking longingly at the mangroves through the side window on the dodger. |
After dinner, Matt & Karie, and Donnie & I went for a walk down to the theater to see what movie is coming this Friday. As we turned back into Banana Bay, we headed down the back alley. You wouldn't believe what we saw. There was the feral cats of the island, the local riff raff, shooting dice in a corner by the dumpster. One had a peg leg, another one had a patch on his eye. This got mom very upset. Willis took off into the bushes as soon as he heard my voice, as he knew he was busted. If I don't keep him on a shorter leash, hard telling what might happen. I told him, "You are by the company you keep." He swears that isn't true, that they were just some new 'friends' he met. He said he started out at the Kit Kat GoGo Lounge, but his favorite dancer is no longer employed there. She got a high class job dancing at a new joint in New Orleans. He said he had nothing but time and a little pocket money on his hands, so he thought he'd try his paws at shooting dice, the players seemed liked 'cool cats' to him. Of course, these new 'friends' immediately confiscated his quarters...Willis knows nothing about shooting dice. Well, he's now broken the circle of trust, I explained. I can't have Willis running with the local riff raff. If I do, before you know it he'll come slinking home in the middle of the night, with a tongue stud and his nipple pierced. No way, not on my watch. NEVER bite the hand that feeds you, I told him. He's a smart cat. I'm sure he'll eventually come around. In the meantime, his world just got a whole lot smaller. It's back to watching Animal Planet for him.
Poor Willis, maybe I can chaperone him for a trip to the go go lounge when I get down there. I'm about to start counting the days.
ReplyDeletePoor Willis, he tried for to much freedom at once. Poor dude, maybe he should have come to visit our barn cats. They only head to the kit kat go go lounge in Frankton, and at that only once a month on payday. Everybody knows you can't get in trouble in Franktucky!! :) :)
ReplyDelete@ Skeet...that's hilarious!
ReplyDelete@ Steph- I'm more worried about chaperoning YOU!!! lol